Category Archives: Kendrick Johnson

A Tale of Two Hats

Reading Jim Goad is one of my guilty pleasures, and not just because my favorite Amendment is the 1st. He’s an amazing writer who pretty much got fucked over by the law at one point. Also, if I’m remembering right, … Continue reading

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Another Brand of Irrelevant Nonsense around Kendrick Johnson

Screw the trolls who report that Kendrick Johnson lived with his grandmother, as if they had ferreted out some kind of shameful secret. One source says it was so he would be in the right area to attend Lowndes High … Continue reading

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Kendrick Johnson and the Black Grievance Industry

  What is the Black Grievance Industry or, as its proponents affectionately call it, the BGI? It’s nothing. It’s a phantom that arises from the mindset of Bigoted Gawdawful Ignorance. It’s a Bogus Gross Infamy created by whiny cretins who … Continue reading

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#KendrickJohnson and the Tweets

This post has been rewritten for the simple reason that I made an assumption that turned out to be both hasty and naïve. The basis of the current disturbance is that Kendrick Johnson’s family sued the Bells (among others) for … Continue reading

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Lessons from the Trollmeister (supposedly)

Two different troll playbooks are popularly believed to have been written by political henchman Karl Rove. One of these compositions is said to be a tutorial sent by Rove to “his people” in August of 2011 to teach them the … Continue reading

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A Logic Troll Debunked

Here are some superficially reasonable-seeming words from a logic troll, in a not quite offensively sarcastic tone: Come on man, dozens of police, including black officers, covered up the murder of this poor black child. Usually they catch murderers, but … Continue reading

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Trollish Ubiquity

Back when God was in diapers, Howard Greenfield wrote and Connie Francis sang a song that went, Yes, everybody’s somebody’s fool Everybody’s somebody’s plaything And there are no exceptions to the rule Yes, everybody’s somebody’s fool And now it appears … Continue reading

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