Under the “Trash Your Stylist” category, this tabloid included Sigourney Weaver with the following text:
The “Aliens” made her do it! No makeup, a shapeless dress – Sigourney’s a sci-fi sad sack at a New York bash.
First of all, I detect mascara and lip gloss, and it’s possible that Ms. Weaver used foundation also. These people want to see penciled brows, shadowed eyes, and lips of an unnatural color. To them, mascara and lip gloss aren’t makeup, in the same way that, to heroin addicts, marijuana doesn’t even rank as a drug.
She’s wearing blue, the color of the sky at oncoming night, and green, the color of growth and optimism. She looks comfortable, confident, and happy. What’s not to like?